Wednesday, March 29, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

"TRUE FRIEND"

tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet"friendship" poems, that never come close to reality? here're a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.

6 . When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.

copy and send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

hurhur! tot i'd share this frm my e-mail (thanx shikin! {cj shikin}. i've one too many friends with the same name. heh!)

anyhoos! i sold off my living room stuff last moday. its really really empty now and i kinda miss it. yes, i am strange. i miss my couch. pictures will be up soon! now, i gotta go shower and scoot off to school. lecture starts in an hour and i'm not ready at all. shit. don't wanna go to school without takin my shower hor! toodles!

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

makan makan

as i'm eating my tuna straight from the tin (its only a dollar) for dinner, i want to tell the world what i'm missing right now.

and talkin to my cousins back home doesn't help coz one said he had his mum's bloody good rendang, one says she's having mee goreng mama and the oth will say the mama coffee shop is juz a stone's throw away from her place, literally. all these while i can't even go out to buy uncooked yellow noodle all coz the asian grocery is closed. DAMN!

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i sure miss this!

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i miss this

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i miss this

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i miss these.

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don't exactly miss these but its the company that i miss la.. heh!

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home made also.. from scratch. yuummmm....

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foooddddd....

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i could sink my teeth in this ANYTIME

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

bump

juz now, i bumped into someone. i'd like to call that person a friend coz really, that person is friend material. not shallow, not keypo, concerned bout their friends, not selfish, not self-centered in the friendship. but sadly, shit had to happen and we drifted apart. to you that i bumped into juz now (not literally la. if u didn't wave at me i wouldn't have noticed u. heh! sorry ah, not wearing specs la. and u should know how oblivious i am to the world), it was really really nice seeing you. i wish we can catch up but i doubt u'd want that.
(and those of u with itchy fingers and are about to ask me who i'm refering to, don't bother. i'm not telling).

moving on!

a black dude kissed me juz now. on my cheeks la. it hurts... he had lotsa stubbles. (hussein, pls shave your facial hair okay? its not cool to look unkempt like that. u look like a haggard.)

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

someone said i look like a pornstar.

do i really?

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Monday, March 20, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

monday.

today i played lunchtime netball. i don't like having female partners coz ninety percent of the times they're downright bitchy and think highly of themselves. i find that they are rough like a crazy horse (i don't knoe what the connection is here la) and juz now, i was pushed. my calf is still sore but no bruise or whatsoever. if i play against her the next time, i don't wanna give face. juz coz u're white doesn't mean u can step on my shuhzaem (gold) shoes okay. bitch.

*due to company policy, i've deleted the photos where i was in the uniform and joce (the rightful owner) in hers. i don't wanna get sued and i don't want joce to lose her job. the pic's on my msn disp pic and if u want to adore me, i can e-mail u the photo*

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

keeping misery company for the weekend.

i had a blast on thursday and friday but sadly, all good things have to come to and end. *SIGHHHH*

so i met up with joce while she was here for a night. i had such a good time of course. from mentioning that i lost alot of weight (AHEM AHEM), calling me skinny, actually fitting into her kebaya top (i must admit that zipping up the kain was impossible. if i tried to make it possible, joce might just lose her job for wearing a busted uniform. u noe what i mean la) and last but not least, the best thing that day was the catching up. funny that we didn't get to meet up back at home but we meet up in this strange land. heh! oh! and the shopping was good too la. haa!

because of joce, i managed to escape from reality, even if it was only for a short time. escaping the torture of sharing my apartment (yes, i'm too particular and fussy bout keeping the place spotless and neat and not to mention, difficult to live with), planning my presentation and doing my summaries. forgetting them for even a moment did me so much good i tell you.... i'm hoping and praying hard that you'll get sydney flight again joce. but next time, hopefully, u can stay longer also... or mebbe get here during the weekend.

aft we said goodbye, i started having withdrawal syndrome. see la... even meeting up for a day would matter to me that much. i even went to coles to get the chocolate you like u noe sis! haa! so emotional! that's NOT normally me! haa!

then it was off to shopping with mel, the bosnian refugee (hee! but i still love u ALOT OKAY!). then we met up with the laki (a.k.a. the DON [hah!]). chilled at john's for a bit and i left for unit 2. so there goes my wonderful week. not lookin forward to the rest of the week and the following week. sigh!

enjoy the pictures!

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this was where i headed to last thursday...

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here's where i crashed

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meet up of the indian/nigga/malay sistah with the chinese sistah. haa!

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who says stewardesses don't eat?

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fooling around in bed and it was time for the beauty nap.

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makan session at lakemba. my 2nd time eating rice since reaching here almost 4 weeks ago.

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chill out session and then back to misery (also known as reality).

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

fancy schmancy

i am now at hilton sydney keeping my friend entertained by my corniness and keeping my friend company also la. i tell you... even the telephone here is touch screen ones... as the title says.. fancy schmancy kau. the blinds are operated electronically and i can see queen victoria building frm here. btw, we had a simple lunch and dinner of pide and spicy opporto chicken. yum yum... tak bedek.. when the company's good, everything else is good, yes?

and dad, the chicken rice that u liked so much is still here la.... the shop is still alive and kicking and making good business. i got the pide from the same shop. next time u come i bring you okay?

moral of the story?
i think i want to be a stewardess.

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

its not all about the past

yesterday i made a friend really really upset. i tot i was helping that person but i was only makin things worse la.... this morning i learnt that one can actually move on by repressing some bitter memory or juz change their attitude at the present moment so their future would be brighter (during assesment and intervention lecture). and apart from that, i was being empathic rather than being a friend. so lesson learnt la... i was supposed to be a friend, not a shrink. heh!

moral of the story?
i'm craving for mee goreng mama la.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

my friday.

eh eh! the title! its like writing on my secondary one journal in class... everybody had to write a journal for english lesson during my time (and i understand that they still have to do so now)... i simply can't remember what the heck i wrote abt la.

anyhoos! i heard tt the oz tourism advertisement has been CENSORED in s'pore and uk. so merepek like kerepek i think. u can't even say the word 'bloody'. macam aperrrr jer. not so surprised bout repressed s'pore but uk? that's real strange coming from the place where the 'F' word was invented.

went to interview a psychologist for a rehab centre juz now. i've something up my sleeves. i may not be able to come back in january if i manage to do it but i reckon its for the best. so i'm praying very hard and keeping my fingers and toes crossed rite now.

aft that, went for dinner that mel suggested. it was good but one thing tho. next time, let ME pick the restaurant pls. here're some pics... batt fully loaded. heh!

so where the bloody hell are you? *peace*

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doin what we do best.. eat and pet pot pet pot.

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the skinny bosnian. we're of the same weight but she's taller. i'd like to think that my boobs and my arse are makin me heavy. :B (nyeheh!)

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the laki and the prit (so good lookin without the moustache. haa!)

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

helloooo world!

how you all doin? allrite! as promised, the next update would be about sydney mardi grass parade that i went to. be warned, if u have small children... i suggest u cover their eyes.

so what have i been up to? lets see... study, watch tv, went to mardi grass, went to a friend's place the oth day for makan (sedaaapppp). heheh! so there! doin my thang as per normal. its boring la but what to do?

anyhoos... told housemate to move already. we reached an agreement la... whatever it is, she's gone by november. and yeah.... she's also promised to do her share of the housework and errmm.. wipe the microwavr a hundred times after each use (haha!) i'm holding on to ur words!

i hate having a test every week.. limits my ability to watch tv. hmph!

till the next update!

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i simply love the gold, chinese silk-ish pants the guy's wearing. some ramdom guy on the street on our way to the parade.

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i got the message only a couple of days after the parade. remember people... play between the flags only okay!

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thier chests said, "Drink Jack. Kiss Daniel". so who's jack? who's daniel? ouh! they were wearing thongs ONLY. and they painted themselves blue.

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tits on bikes. this commenced the parade... lesbian bikers... and their bikes were HOT HOT HOT.

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some hot but gay men to get y'all aroused. haa!

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LOVE, as they say, is universal.

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they sydney stingers water polo boys got me all WET.

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with their water gun la! what were u thinkin?

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sydney convicts rugby. naughty naughty!

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oh these (gay) cavemen have all the right moves i tell ya.

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steamy (gay) men in hot pink hot shorts. whoooo! hubba hubba hubba

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or ARE you?

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some raunchy moves... by some hot lesbians.

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err.... no comments here la. beit el hob (house of love).

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i'm sure u can read this banner clearly.

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these ikea gays were havin a pillow fight in their own world... i mean bubble.

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outback jack can shear allright!

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but WHY must u be gay???

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shearers in a cage..... mmmmmMMMMmmmMMMM

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some moves on the street.

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they got me excited... very excited. u know why? because they've got......

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absolutely NOTHIN on their behinds!

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it says "miss gay universe". oh isn't he hot? but yeah... he's gay.. too bad.

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if u look properly.. u'll see tits.

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miss gay universe on her/his car ride... marking the end of the life of my camera. chet!

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